I just moved over to flickermansalad :)

circumcisions:

people who look good in every picture they take of themselves are hoarding beautiful dna. stop being selfiesh

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consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

dansdansrevolution:

kanyewesticle:

what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops

I’m imagining thousands of people being pushed violently to the ground by a single sheet of water. It’s fucking hilarious.

no that’s called drowning and is in fact froWNeD UPON IN MOST SOCIETIEs

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